Thursday, April 14, 2011

Libra, Libra, Libra

Libra A~Image via Wikipedia     I'll just get right to it if you don't mind.  This is proving to be more painful than I thought, but, I can't finish until I have covered every sign. 
     Libra likes to do most of their thinking below their belts.  They really can only relate on a sexual level and consequently they think sex is love, and love is sex.  They are very, very flirtatious.
     If wall paper had opinions then Libra would steal them.  They don't have a single original idea of their own but instead will nick them from anyone around them - and then claim them as their own.  They are also very gullible, so you can implant false opinions in them and then stand back and watch the fun as they set out to convince everyone that what they say is true.
     They are frivolous, changeable, superficial and idealistic.  They are terribly petty and they spend far too much time decorating their home.  They have a weakness for all things sweet and sickly.  Librans are supposed to be balanced individuals but they can't make decisions.  Ask them if they want tea or coffee and you throw their minds into a complete spin.
     They are always cheerful and optimistic - even when running up huge debts, causing deep and lasting hurt in their personal relationships, and failing to deal with any of life's real problems.  They have only one thought - me, me, me.  Of all the signs they are the most selfish, the most self-centered, the most narcissistic, egotistical and arrogant.  They spend too much time looking in mirrors.
     They seem to attract shallow people to them.  We are still all jealous of them, despite all this, because everything seems to come to them so easily, without them having to do any work.  They also always have the best people on their arm.  They are complete lounge lizards and will cheerfully secure, love, and leave any willing victim who crosses their path.  A Libran would do anything, or anyone, who would give them house room. 
     They think with their groins.  They believe copulation is the answer to all of life's problems.  The only problem they are prepared to consider is where their next sexual encounter is coming from - that's the limit of their intellectual and reasoning powers.
     They really shouldn't ever gamble, they always lose.
     They have no idea of time so are constantly late which irritates everyone, but the Libra thinks it only adds to their charm. 
     They have no smart clothes.



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