Image via Wikipedia No one needs to wash their hands as much as they do. They have too many reference books. They are picky, sharp and bad-tempered if they don't get their way. Their need for cleanliness and order is an obsession. Who are they?Virgoans are supposed to be discriminating, meticulous and tidy. The truth is they are just plain picky control freaks. (No reason for Mr. MacDonald to be so mean, I'm sure they mean well.)
Their excitement is one glass of wine in a wine bar or a barbecue with a few friends - well four friends actually, always exactly four, never five or three, only four. It has to be neat and orderly. (What's wrong with that!) Virgos do have a problem with humor which seems to have got stuck somewhere around the school playground level. In an ideal world they wouldn't even eat, which is surprising when you see how many of them become fat.
They are fussy, obsessional and hypercritical hypochondriacs. They like to break in rather than break out. (whatever that means) They like to fit in, to belong, to blend in. They have far too many cushions and too many gadgets in their kitchen. (They probably have a use for each and everyone of those gadgets)
You will have to tell them how much you love them every twenty minutes without fail or they will feel threatened and lacking in self-esteem. They need constant reassurance that every thing is perfect in their little perfect worlds. Wipe down the kitchen surfaces a lot if you want them to feel loved. Cute, sickly, passionless, adorable, and sweet. That's your Virgo in love for you - sickly-sweet. Golden syrup-sweet. They like to hold hands.
Once they have got their ideal partner- and don't worry if you aren't, they'll soon mold you to fit. If you like going to bed surrounded by teddy bears and stuffed animals you'll do fine. If you like quick clean sex you'll be fine. If you like anything out of the ordinary, sexy, adventurous, or fun, then you're going to be very unhappy I'm afraid. They do like routine. They don't like spontaneous sex either. You'll do it at the right and proper time, once a week, in the right temperature controlled circumstances. They have lots of inhibitions.
They don't like to be in charge and would much rather be told what to do - and have lots of rules. Bossy, highly-organized, scary, intimidating and neat. They never go into business on their own unless it is to set up a secretarial school where they turn out neat little Virgos in neat little business suits. They are restless when not at work. They like to stay busy. Trouble is, they like everyone around them to busy as well, you don't get away with anything.
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