Capricorns Are The Old Fashioned Type

     They are stuck in another era.  They are boring, tight-fisted and mean.  They have no true emotions.  They have no real sex life.  Nasty Astrology by Richard MacDonald doesn't play favorites with any sign.  I can't wait until I get finished with the postings for every sign.  Now I think I understand why we never hear this stuff from other astrologer.  Don't forget your are not only influenced by your Sun sign, but, also the moon and other planets all depending on exactly where they were in the sky at the time of your birth.  Don't worry we have some hope as a human race.

     Capricorn is really the sign of the crocodile-dangerous, predatory and mean, not the goat which is wild, capricious and at home on the mountainside.  They lavish any emotional life they have on their finances.  They are a cold-blooded reptile-ambitious, ruthless, determined and cunning.  They like you to know how much they are worth, what their house is worth, and what their car cost.
     They aren't very people-orientated and can come across as distant, aloof and somewhat disapproving.  They need to spend a bit more time outdoors as their skin is a bit pasty.  They like to hoard, and fear having their savings being taken from them - all this wealth could be stolen, the markets could crash, there could be a run on the bank.  They lie awake at night listing all the things that could go wrong.  They do like to invest in burglar alarms.
     They have no flexibility in their way of thinking.  They are a fixed sign, fixed in thought, word and deed.  They do nothing spontaneously.  They do like order - in fact they make the Virgo seem positively reckless and messy.  They are fastidious about germs.
     When in love a Capricorn has all the passion of two people watching TV.  They like their slippers.  You would think they are shy, unable to speak in the presence of the opposite sex.  They are not shy.  They are just so robotic that they don't have emotional responses.  That's why they try to appear shy, it's a cover up for the fact that they don't know how to act when confronted with emotion.

     The one area in which the Capricorn lets their hair down is in the bedroom.  They do like their sex.  They won't initiate anything.  Once you do get the ball rolling, they will surprise you with their stamina and exhaust you with their energy.  Capricorns are not ones to flirt, seduce, romance or tease.  They are direct and blunt.  They are faithful to the point of boring, they don't even commit adultery in their heads.  No one-night-stands for them.
     They make great bankers.  They can follow directions well but they do get a little lost when you ask them to think for themselves.  They are not stupid, just a bit slow.  You can trust them, they won't steal from you.  At work they are serious and always on time.
     Their story-telling abilities are non-existent.  But don't tell them - they think they are brilliantly funny.


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