They Don't Have Much Personality

     Those are Richard MacDonald's words not mine.  In his book Nasty Astrology, he lays it on the line.  He dishes all the dirt on all the zodiac signs.  He thinks hearing only the good about each sign is getting old and wants the brutal truth to come out.  When displayed to an extreme these traits can be down right ugly.  I've only got a few signs left to describe, so let's get right to it.  Sagittarius you're up.
     Besides the no personality, no real talent or skills.  They are a status-seeking snob with reckless risk-taking approach to life.  They survive purely on gut instinct and luck.  They really care what other people think of them.  They always think they have some hidden talent and that it won't take long for fame and fortune to come their way.  They end up blaming everyone else for not being discovered.
     There are two types of Sagittarius - the quiet depressed hermit and the pompous, know-it-all type.  They both think they're right and the rest of us are out of step with them.  They love hanging out in big gatherings where they think they are the center of attention.  They think snowboarding and juggling are subjects for worthy conversation.  They do a nice line of pretend philosophy.  Truth is they would rather get back to watching TV.
     They think the world owes them a living, a roof over their head and lots of money.  They are all hypochondriacs.  If they fall in love it's usually with someone totally unsuitable.  The kind who will prop up their egos and pander to their aches and pains.  Their lover will complain of a lack of affection, romance, sensitivity and tactile companionship because Sagittarius don't touch much.  They do, however, like to be touched, a lot.  They often travel alone because no one will go with them.  They are often quite thin.  Their choice of partner borders on the, well, how should we say it? ...fat.  They relate to beds as places to sleep only.  They are simply hopeless lovers.  They value speed over everything else.
     Sagittarius are simply lazy.  If they do have a job they'll find a million ways to shirk their duties.  They let money slip through their fingers when they are young and then either take to hoarding it or borrowing it off friends and family.  They either save everything or nothing - so you get a spendthrift or a miser. 

Sagittarius 2011 Astrological Calendar
Sagittarius (Super Horoscopes 2011)
Pendant Zodiac SAGITTARIUS Sign
Astrology Gems: Sagittarius