Saturday, April 23, 2011

Aquarius Hates Cuddly Toys

     They are laid back, organized and cool, or so they appear.  They never appear to do any work but they always have plenty of money.  They must be sponging of someone.  They are lazy and indulgent.  They are the most stubborn sign in the zodiac and would willingly go to the gallows rather than have to admit they were wrong, lose face, back down, or compromise.  They may look pretty normal but inside there is an alien's brain.
     They are stoic and feel no pain nor cold nor discomfort.  They expect everyone else to put up with such harsh conditions and look down on you if you do feel cold or hungry or tired.  They are driven, determined, ruthless fanatics.  They are utterly insane.  They don't answer when you speak to them because they are so wrapped up in their plans.  They eat and sleep to a different pattern to the rest of us.  They don't keep normal hours.  They don't tick like us.  If we tick they tock.  They are unique. 
     They do love family and society and the whole of mankind.  But not on a one-to-one basis, far too close, too feely, too embarrassing.  If you do ever manage to get an Aquarius up the aisle you'll find yourself married to someone who never says 'I love you', shows any affection or even lives with you, but you can count on them to be faithful. 
     Not your great entrepreneur or business person.  They can't do paperwork or detail or even turn up on time.  Give them a decent science lab and they'll produce a cure for cancer.  The normal, decent well-paid job is not for them.  They are obsessed with the past and love nothing better than digging up tombs, graves, archaeological sites, bones, dinosaurs, and incriminating evidence.

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