You can sing in the bathroom while brushing your teeth!What do they call census takers in Chinatown?
-Chinese checkers-
What do most people do when it rains?
-coincide-
Snow is the peanut butter of nature.-it's crunchy, kid's love it, and it sticks to the roof of your house-
If you believe no two women think alike...
-you've never been to a pot-luck dinner-
Why do women like a strong, silent man?
-because they think he's listening-
Another name for a doghouse...-mutt hut-
Ideas are like children...
-our own are very wonderful-
OK, have you had enough yet?
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