New Word Definitions

Bozone - n.  The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating.

Decafalon - n.  Grueling event of getting through the day consuming only those things that are good for you.

Maypop - n.  A bald tire.  (We actually had a tire shop in town with this name.)

Pajangle - n. Condition of waking up with one's pajamas turned 180 degrees.

Snackmosphere - n. Explosive layer of air at the top of a potato chip bag.