Richard MacDonald is right when he said in his book, Nasty Astrology, you never hear the bad stuff about your sign only good. Sometimes bad traits will be mentioned, but usually softened to ease the blow. Who would want to read about their not so attractive qualities? Who would admit to or even believe they are that way. Whether you believe it or not, we are not all perfect. Which brings us to Aries.
Arians are independent and hold most people in contempt. They have a quick fiery temper and are impatient and scornful of advice. Their arrogance knows no bounds. They think there are only two ways to do anything - their way and the wrong way. When it comes to relationships and commitment they are still looking for the meaningful one-night stand. They are not as tall as they say they are. They think they look slimmer than they really are. They grow into grumpy old men and sour old women. They are lazy, self-indulgent and corrupt. Aries people will never ask for help as they think they can cope just fine on their own. They will however, always take over anyone else's tasks as they think they can do everything better than anyone else.
Aries do like to fall in love. It's something they do at the drop of a hat - or pair of briefs. It's easy to get an Aries to fall in love with you, just sleep with them. They will stay in love long after all traces are gone. Even if you try being mean to them they'll still follow you around. They just can't believe someone could fall out of love with them.
In business an Arian is bossy, controlling, domineering and egotistical. They think they are right, infallible, untouchable, perfect, fool-proof and terribly cuddly. They won't have a clue what you are talking about if you try to point out their unbearable ways. They think they are caring, supportive, kind and thoughtful. That shows you how out of touch with themselves they really are.
If they work for others they are uppity, unhelpful and lazy. They will cheerfully steal your ideas and claim them as their own. They use the office as a place for seduction, corruption and sleep and will happily claim unfair dismissal if they get caught. They will gossip and cause trouble if you don't keep an eye on them. They either go bankrupt or make a fortune - nothing in between for them. If they do get rich they'll hoard the money and still buy you cheap gifts.
Sorry Aries peeps! The truth had to be told. Don't worry, I've got the dirt on the other 11 signs, except for Virgo. I believe that was the only sign that didn't have a nasty side... maybe boring, not nasty. Just think Aries, astrology is one place that you can lead and have followers since you are the first sign of the zodiac. Let's see. Taurus, you're next! Don't worry, I'll be gentle. NOT!!
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