Does a clean house indicate a broken computer?
Why doesn't buick rhyme with quick?
Why don't we ever hear father-n-law jokes?
How can a nose run and a foot smell?
There is no egg in eggplant or ham in hamburger.
Why doesn't buick rhyme with quick?Is there ever a day when mattresses are not on sale?
Quicksand works slowly?
How do the dead bugs get into the closed light fixture?
Boxing rings are square?
Why do writers write, but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham?
Why don't we ever hear father-n-law jokes?How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same?
An alarm goes off by going on.
Your house can burn up as it burns down.
How can a nose run and a foot smell?
There is no egg in eggplant or ham in hamburger.If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
Why when catching something falling off a table you always manage to knock something else over?
No garbage bag will open from the end you first tried.
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