Image via Wikipedia OK, I'll admit it. At first, I was finding all this a little hard to believe until now. I am telling you the following Cancer description is right on. Every bit of it. I should know, I lived it. Kudos to Richard MacDonald for going where no other astrologer has gone. Here goes.They think they have exquisite taste - but their style is old-fashioned, dark and boring. Their idea of a good night out is a dinner party - at their own house. Clinically they are agoraphobic although they invariably claim they are merely home-loving. They are the sign of the crab - do you want to know why? Because the sea that they live near is the perfect representation of their emotional state: wet, vast, capable of sinking pretty well anyone and unfathomable. They are self-pitying, weak, pathetic, emotional limp rags. They wear their heart on their sleeves. Basically they are unstable, bordering slightly on the barking-mad. (His words, not mine. But so true!) Not interesting-mad like Aquarians, or dangerous-mad like Scorpio, but scary-mad.
They are extremely clingy. (Yes they are) They claim to be intuitive (they spy on people)I knew it>, protective (they smother people)<mm huh>, cautious (they are afraid to take risks)<except for gambling>, excellent home-makers (agoraphobic), sympathetic listeners (they just want your gossip)he told everything to everybody>, and imaginative (no sense of reality)<at all>.
Cancers are moody and will snap at you for no apparent reason. And you never will know what you did wrong. The reason for all this is they are simply CONTROL FREAKS. (Yes) They want you uneasy, uncertain, afraid to put a foot wrong. They emotionally blackmail you to get whatever it is they want - and that can change from moment to moment - just to keep you on your toes. For Cancers life is one big drama and they just love to be theatrical. They will go on and on about their love affairs, their broken heart or mended heart, their cute kids.(yes they do) It's all the same emotional drivel.
(This next part is a direct bulls eye of what I witnessed. I'd love to tell you more but....what if someone reads this. Check it out.)
Whatever you do don't make the mistake of looking bored or as if you're not listening. That might be the last straw. They hate to be ignored. (Those were his exact words) They can't take a joke.
They make a pretty big song and dance out of anything to do with love - soppy poetry-check, flowers-check, gifts-check, rings-check, romantic locations-check, tokens, body language, signals (conscious or unconscious) check, check, check. They will stifle any sense of freedom, fresh air, time away from them, your own space, a day off, a night off or even daring to watch TV while they're talking to you. (WOW!)
Cancerians work well if you give them lots of direction, orders, rules, rituals, things to fetch and carry - otherwise they are bossy, arrogant and self-opinionated. If they work for themselves they are highly methodical, neat and organized. They can earn quite a lot of money - all of which they spend on themselves or on their brood of excessively cute kids.
They often don't have to do any work at all as they marry rich spouses or inherit wealth or just find it in the street. Their homes have too much velvet in them. (chuckle, chuckle)
I'm convinced this guy knows what he is talking about. I can't wait to read mine. Which by the way Richard MacDonald is totally against by the way. He insists that would be a huge mistake and we should do whatever it takes to not peek at your own description. It's too late, I already have.
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